The Crass Sisters!

The Crass Sisters are un-identical 10-year-old triplets that just moved to Angstville from Georgia.  And are cute as a button! 

Cassie Crass

The youngest girl is truly everything a little girl should be.  She is sweet and kind, full of grace and always does what she is told. She hates seeing his sisters fight and wishes we could all get along. But, she can become volatile and nasty when she is denied what she truly wants. One time their nanny said she could not have a cookie… shortly after, she “tripped” down the stairs and broke her hip. 

Fun facts: she is a 3 time winner of “The Little Miss Pedo-Bait” pageant in Georgia.

Cassie single handedly put a new hole in the ozone layer with the amount of hairspray she has used in her young life. 

Clara Crass

The oldest sister, Clara is pushy and likes to boss around her sisters. Clara is the “mother hen” of the girls, and refuse to let any smelly boys get close to her sisters, partly because she is jealous they like them and not her. All she wants is some attention, and is constantly frustrated and being bitchy, and reapplying her heaps of make up. 

Fun facts: Stuffs her training bra with bathroom tissues.

  Wrote to Santa asking for a nose job for Christmas.

Christina Crass

The middle sister. She has already been kicked out of the elementary school of their new town, and has to go to Our Lady of Child Abuse Catholic school, and she hates it! She knows her older sister is jealous of her good looks and how she’s started to develop early. She loves to use her cute face to get out of trouble and get boys to like her, just to annoy Clara; she does everything she can to make her older sister angry.

Fun Facts: Thinks the Principal that kicked her out of school was a “faggot”.

 Stole Clara’s only boyfriend from her in second grade, just for fun. 

Those Homeschooled Kids.

Sarah: Is more interested in her Victorian romance novels than social company. Nobody knows what she looks like anymore because her face is always hidden behind a book. If she ever does talk to other kids (especially her little brothers), she tends to sound condescending, because she thinks she's a mom. Oldest of the three kids.

Lazarus (nickname Larry, but he doesn't like it): Arrogant and pretentious, his hobbies are doing his advanced physics homework and debating against Evolution. He thinks Monty Python is genius. He believes that his nerdiness makes him cool, which is a phenomenon sometimes found amongst homeschoolers. He is the middle child and is kind of bossy.

Nathaniel or "Nate": A typically hyper-active little boy with the power to make all moms love him. He is always helpful, polite and courteous, and will grow up to become the perfect young gentleman. He likes Lord of the Rings a little too much.

They are all good Christian kids, so they never swear or tell dirty jokes.

so awesome :D

The POP chicks

Paige
Attention-seeker, egocentric, manipulative and easily influenced by others, especially by the other two POP chicks.
When she finishes high school she wants to marry a rich guy, hopefully Paloma’s older brother.
She might look cute and easy going, but beware of her temper.
Her hysteric reactions and her ultra high-pitched voice are this chick’s greatest weapons. If those don’t work, one might be go crazy by her shallowness.

Opal
The drama-queen. She has replaced food with fruit flavored gums and various food supplement candies. She always wears black, since someone told her that black clothing makes you look thinner. People might think she’s a goth, which infuriates her.
After high school she’d like to become a model, but she thinks she’s too fat, so she still doesn’t know what she’ll do.
Her toxic tears and protruding bones are this chick’s greatest weapons.

Paloma
Arrogant, narcissist, hypochondriac and a fashion victim. Some say she makes all the calls for the POP chicks.
She’s outrageously rich, and you’ll probably find her shopping in boutiques, across the world.
She believes she can buy everyone off, but if that doesn’t work, her bodyguards and other lackeys will make sure she’s pleased.
Do not attempt to touch her !!

(uh I don't really have a name for them) kids

they like everything but country and rap.

Cynthia would prefer that you call her Cyn (Sin?) because she really hates her name. plus, Cyn sounds so cool! she is very RaNdOm, or tries to be. often she tries too hard, and it can be annoying. her favorite store is Warm Subject. she dies her hair a lot, and has forgotten what its true colour is. she likes dark and spooky things (and cute things! ^^) but is too upbeat to be truly goth. she has a short attention span, and her favorite treat is pocky.

Seth is a big ole' nerd. he'd like to stay inside but Cyn drags him around. he isn't very good in social situations. he tends to be sarcastic, to try and be cool, but it just isn't working for him. he is a big shot on the internet though. likes to reference memes and such IRL. he likes to play DnD and is trying to teach Cyn so he has someone else to play with, but she's too easily distracted. while he doesn't show it, Seth gets depressed sometimes and blogs about it. will she ever notice you, Seth? he is secretly jealous of Trent and wears his hoodie ALWAYS.

Trent, or Trenton, is a little bit hipster, a little bit emo. he likes some nerdy things, but he likes them ironically. he does his best to appear cool at all times. Cyn helps him dye his hair. likes all the music you've never heard of, but if you have heard it, he totally knew first. tends to act a little indifferent sometimes, but he cares about everything. he cannot wait until he is old enough to smoke, because he will look so good doing it.