Announcer: LIVE FROM L.A., or at least that's what we tell our sponsors, IT'S THE NEW SPEW!  TONIGHT'S GUEST, THE TALENTED, THE BEAUTIFUL, THE CRAZY -- IN LOVE; IT'S SONIC THE HEDGEHOG'S WIFE - ALIZ HENRIOL.  NOW, PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER, AND GIVE IT UP FOR OUR NOW SCREEN NAME-LESS HOST - COLLLLIIIINNNNNN AABBBBBBEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL!
(Don't Stop Believin', by Journey, plays as Colin jogs out, throws a tomato at the audience, and throws his hands up in triumph for what seems like an eternity.)
Colin: Yeah, That's right, I didn't stop believing, and now the Spew is BACK!  Suck on THAT, Wanda Sykes!
(Audience Laughs)
Jack: Haha!  Right on!
Colin: Ladies and Gentlemanz.  Give it up for the best band EVER, PERIOD - Jack and the Pen15's!