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The Spew: Alix Henriol

Submitted by Qyzex on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 21:38

Announcer: LIVE FROM L.A., or at least that's what we tell our sponsors, IT'S THE NEW SPEW!  TONIGHT'S GUEST, THE TALENTED, THE BEAUTIFUL, THE CRAZY -- IN LOVE; IT'S SONIC THE HEDGEHOG'S WIFE - ALIZ HENRIOL.  NOW, PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER, AND GIVE IT UP FOR OUR NOW SCREEN NAME-LESS HOST - COLLLLIIIINNNNNN AABBBBBBEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL!
(Don't Stop Believin', by Journey, plays as Colin jogs out, throws a tomato at the audience, and throws his hands up in triumph for what seems like an eternity.)

The New Spew Is Coming

Submitted by Qyzex on Sun, 08/16/2009 - 16:28

OH BOY PEOPLE! The New Spew is coming, and it's going to be sexier than ever!
More interviews, more mind boggling questions, and maybe more ladies, one can hope.

So be prepared for an amazing ride as The New Spew is COMING SOON.

The Spew: Koufuyo

Submitted by Qyzex on Sat, 11/10/2007 - 00:16

Announcer: WELCOME TO YET ANOTHER EDITION OF THE SPEW. HERE'S YOUR SOON TO BE DECOMPRESSED HOST, QYYYYYYYYYYZEEEEEEEEEX!!!
(Fancy intro music plays, as Qyzex steps out from behind the curtain)

The Spew: Michael Richards

Submitted by Qyzex on Sat, 01/20/2007 - 23:50

Announcer: IT'S THE SPEW!!!! WITH TONIGHTS GUEST, MICHAEL RICHARDS! AND NOW THE HOST OF THE SHOW, GIVE IT UP FOR QYYYYYYYYYYZEEEEEEEEEX!!!
(Fancy intro music plays, as Qyzex steps out from behind the curtain, completely naked, and starts suiting up for the show, smiling away)
Qyzex: YEAH! GIVE IT UP FOR JACK AND THE PEN15s!!! WHOA, We've got a great show for you tonight! We got Michael Richards here! Yeah, pretty cool! Anyways, hey Jack! What comes after 69?
Jack: 70?
Qyzex: No! MOUTHWASH! GAHAHAHAHAAA!
(Rimshot)
(Audience laughs)

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